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My psyche can be described as unicorns, eye rolling, Dr. Pepper, Harry Potter, metaphors and punsYou're welcome..

johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

muirin007:

07nathalie:

MT Rushmore done right!

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING OH MY GOSH.

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten  Listen To Your Heart videos
  • Numa Numa
  • Naruto Phase

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ambienne:

This is seriously just a very good joke.

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I bought Aj Sid Meier’s Beyond Earth.

I feel more relieved than I have in weeks. 

never date a strategy gamer.

badmooonrising:

bisexuallydia:

Send me a character and i’ll tell you at least two characters I ship them with

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djackmanson:

theyuniversity:

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THIS is how you do grammar-nerdery, instead of policing people’s grammatical errors

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swerewolves:

ah finally the article for me

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consideryourselfshipped:

consideryourselfshipped:

Today I received a Hogwarts letter, telling me to go to a bench at 3:15.However, Aj has offered to go with me now, and I think I shall do that soon. Obviously a prank, but I want to see who’s behind it. 

I’ll keep everyone posted.

So I spent about 30 minutes trudging to the Natural Lands bench where Aj first said “I love you” in 3ft of snow, and I still said yes to marrying him anyway. :)

So I apparently gained a fair amount of followers from my proposal posts.

I’m going to get a swollen ego from all the Beth/Aj love.

You may proceed as before. :)

mirtora:

Gomez and Morticia, Eternal Love.

Envious. ƈ  ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु

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consideryourselfshipped:

consideryourselfshipped:

HEY PHONE INTERVIEW GUY, YOU ARE LATE FOR CALLING ME AND I KNOW YOU SAID YOU’D CALL ME SO WTF

There was a twelve week old English Bulldog in his office so they were running late. I accept this excuse.

I think that went pretty well! He asked me why I quit my job, I told him that “my boss liked to swear at me, and although I had authority to dispatch people, they constantly circumvented me to talk to the boss, he was okay with that, and then I had to take responsibility for them missing calls because they didn’t feel like it.”

He responded with “wow, not to be funny, but that’s the best response I’ve ever heard. Most people just tell me that they didn’t feel like it.”

SEE JOB MARKET? EVEN MY QUITTING REASONS ARE EXEMPLARY

consideryourselfshipped:

HEY PHONE INTERVIEW GUY, YOU ARE LATE FOR CALLING ME AND I KNOW YOU SAID YOU’D CALL ME SO WTF

There was a twelve week old English Bulldog in his office so they were running late. I accept this excuse.

HEY PHONE INTERVIEW GUY, YOU ARE LATE FOR CALLING ME AND I KNOW YOU SAID YOU’D CALL ME SO WTF

catherineaddington:

I had kind of a nerd-out this morning. But I felt like everyone needed to know about this.

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