NOW KISS.

English major with bibliophile tendencies, unwittingly pretentious, cisgender and an okay dame, all things considered.

Before you ask, I might have shipped it.

noobtheloser:

When I was a young man, and very well thought of,
I couldn’t ask aught that the ladies denied,
I nibbled their hearts like a handful of raisins,
And I never spoke love but I knew that I lied.

But I said to myself, “Ah, they none of them know
The secret I shelter and savor and save,
I wait for the one who will see through my seeming,
And I’ll know when I love by the way I behave.”

The years drifted over like clouds in the heavens,
The ladies went by me like snow on the wind,
I charmed and I cheated, deceived and dissembled,
And I sinned, and I sinned, and I sinned, and I sinned.

But I said to myself, “Ah, they none of them see
There’s part of me pure as the whisk of a wave,
My lady is late, but she’ll find I’ve been faithful,
And I’ll know when I love by the way I behave.

At last came a lady both knowing and tender,
Saying, “You’re not at all what they take you to be.”
I betrayed her before she had quite finished speaking,
And she swallowed cold poison and jumped into the sea.

And I say to myself, when there’s time for a word,
As I gracefully grow more debauched and depraved,
"Ah, love may be strong, but a habit is stronger,
And I knew that I loved by the way I behaved.”

( This is from The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle —- perhaps the best book I have read in my adult life. I cannot recommend it highly enough. ) 

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via fuzzzx)

I got a job! It’s a plumbing place where I’ll be answering phones but it pays well above minimum wage, I can get insurance after 3 months, and I start with five vacation days so yaaaaay. 

Although I am a little nervous when I asked “should I bring something for payroll?” and the guy replied “do people do that?” (In all fairness, they’re a family run business that’s rapidly expanding but they may just have one person handling payroll and who knows the answers to these questions).

On an even brighter note, Aj and I are going to start looking for apartments by the end of October. :)

It’s my birthday, back from hiatus and starting my full time job on Tuesday.

I shall bask in your rejoicing. :)

Go Saints!

consideryourselfshipped:

consideryourselfshipped:

Going through emotional rough patch/nightmare/mental disorders decided to resurge couple of days. Won’t be around much

Continuing hiatus until at least my birthday.  (august 27th) .

you’ll have to contact me irl or via texting/snapchat (ettuladyblue) until then.

I’m not going to do anything stupid.

consideryourselfshipped:

Going through emotional rough patch/nightmare/mental disorders decided to resurge couple of days. Won’t be around much

Continuing hiatus until at least my birthday.  (august 27th) .

you’ll have to contact me irl or via texting/snapchat (ettuladyblue) until then.

I’m not going to do anything stupid.

(via consideryourselfshipped)

commiewithablog:

I am now sitting at 99 followers and while being at about 100 is probably my ideal level, I need to comment on the fact that none of you have been spreading the word of my glory. Go forth and get me number 100. I command you.

I’m not officially back on tumblr yet, but look at this entitled bearded card carrying communist pansexual asstrumpet and tell me you don’t want to hear about his life.

Neither did i. But he sometimes buys me Dr. Pepper and thus, I have a blood debt.

consideryourselfshipped:

Going through emotional rough patch/nightmare/mental disorders decided to resurge couple of days. Won’t be around much.

Not better. Not fine.


Lost

consideryourselfshipped:

Going through emotional rough patch/nightmare/mental disorders decided to resurge couple of days. Won’t be around much.

Going through emotional rough patch/nightmare/mental disorders decided to resurge couple of days. Won’t be around much.

 

help I have found my weakness and it is (free!) metafictional visual novels.

this niche.

it is too specific