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My psyche can be described as unicorns, eye rolling, Dr. Pepper, Harry Potter, metaphors and punsYou're welcome..

consideryourselfshipped:

New job starts at 7:30am! Send good vibes/emotions/texts/misc because i’m nervous as hell but also one step closer to living with Aj

goawei:

goawei:

Hey guys a really good friend of mine is in a really sticky situation. 

His mother is a single parent. Early this month, she got hit by a car, and has needed physical therapy to this day after that. He’s been selling stuff on eBay to help cover the bills, and long story short, he was cheated out of $2700 by a dishonest buyer. eBay won’t protect him, and now he needs $1500 to pay for her bills, due by the end of September. 

Please help reblog this even if you can’t donate. John is someone I consider a really close friend and every cent helps. 

Reblogging for the day crowd. Please reblog, share, like, and donate if you can. Every little bit can do a lot!!

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The Last Unicorn - Regret

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New job starts at 7:30am! Send good vibes/emotions/texts/misc because i’m nervous as hell but also one step closer to living with Aj

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

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harry potter | text posts

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denialismyantidrug:

I DEMAND A FORMAL APOLOGY FROM WHOSEVER IDEA IT WAS TO INFLICT STATE FAIRS UPON AN INNOCENT AND UNSUSPECTING HUMANITY

I WORKED THE CHEESECurd BOOTH ONE YEAR OMFG THE STATE FAIR IS DEATH

shopping for apartments is hard when

A)your roommate is not there B)you have one vehicle and are trying to figure out a commute C)you’re panicking on and off because omfg I just want a washer and dryer in unit and no Fridley is not close enough to Oakdale or Roseville try again

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Beth dude do you want to see as above, so below like it looks weirdly... Good? Not bad????
consideryourselfshipped consideryourselfshipped Said:

I am like “setting looks hella cool and had those 5 years of French classes so I appreciate the setting?” But then I am like “eugh found footage and 31% on Rotten tomatoes…”

ONDINE I also read it is like, they descend into hell (becasue hell is europe i guess) and like have to relieve their various traumatic pasts and I’m like noooooooooo whyyyyyyy

shocktastic:

Meet the blogger!

URL: consideryourselfshipped
Name: Beth
Nickname: Bethie (to my ultimate chagrin), (that pet name Aj has for me but it’s a secret thus why it’s a PET NAME DAMMIT), Hutch, Beef…
Fuck nicknames

Birthday: August 27th

Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Height: 5’ 4?
Time Zone: Central
Current time and date: 12:00am, 8/31/2014
Average hours of sleep: 7-8 hours.
The last thing I Googled was: As above, so below
My most used phrase(s): Fuck, WHY ARE PEOPLE SCARED OF ME, something something Aj

First word that comes to mind: Dragons.

Last thing said to a family member: “Yes’

One place that makes me happy and why: Being among books because quiet and super competent feeling like I’m invincible with a word barrier. 

How many blankets I sleep under: 1 blanket, 1 flatsheet

Favorite beverage(s): Dr. Pepper or Apple Cider it’s a problem toss up
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy
Three things I can’t live without: homeostasis, oxygen, terra firma

Something I plan on learning: how to be competent at my new job
A piece of advice for all my followers: Try looking at the space between tree branches towards the sky. This goes double on starry nights and triple on starry winter nights

I feel like I have more catchphrases?

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DEar Origin.

I finally talked myself into buying the Sims 4. When I tried to pay for it through your interface, you wouldn’t let me select any paypal options besides “get $10 back, six month payment plan” and like who wants to do that? You also charged sales tax when other websites (like Amazon, where I bought the game) do not.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

noobtheloser:

When I was a young man, and very well thought of,
I couldn’t ask aught that the ladies denied,
I nibbled their hearts like a handful of raisins,
And I never spoke love but I knew that I lied.

But I said to myself, “Ah, they none of them know
The secret I shelter and savor and save,
I wait for the one who will see through my seeming,
And I’ll know when I love by the way I behave.”

The years drifted over like clouds in the heavens,
The ladies went by me like snow on the wind,
I charmed and I cheated, deceived and dissembled,
And I sinned, and I sinned, and I sinned, and I sinned.

But I said to myself, “Ah, they none of them see
There’s part of me pure as the whisk of a wave,
My lady is late, but she’ll find I’ve been faithful,
And I’ll know when I love by the way I behave.

At last came a lady both knowing and tender,
Saying, “You’re not at all what they take you to be.”
I betrayed her before she had quite finished speaking,
And she swallowed cold poison and jumped into the sea.

And I say to myself, when there’s time for a word,
As I gracefully grow more debauched and depraved,
"Ah, love may be strong, but a habit is stronger,
And I knew that I loved by the way I behaved.”

( This is from The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle —- perhaps the best book I have read in my adult life. I cannot recommend it highly enough. )