NOW KISS.

My psyche can be described as unicorns, eye rolling, Dr. Pepper, Harry Potter, metaphors and punsYou're welcome..
Welcome to Night Vale
consideryourselfshipped consideryourselfshipped Said:

dameferre:

your fave is problematic: wtnv

  • as a mountain enthusiast i reject the very premise of the show
  • too much representation i need a non-diverse cast to satisfy my whitebread needs
  • the scientist doesn’t even do science
  • has little to no concept of what the word ‘weather’ means

mailorderapocrypha:

and evil psychic attacks (1984)

Boss told me that I need to be bossier.

YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT WHICH YOU HAVE WROUGHT.

ohnoproblems:

booksandbeers:

This one’s not written by ohnoproblems but I feel she would approve of choosing genders via piss.

WHOLEHEARTEDLY

ohnoproblems:

booksandbeers:

This one’s not written by ohnoproblems but I feel she would approve of choosing genders via piss.

WHOLEHEARTEDLY

(via freezepeachinspector)

  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

(via bleeznuggets)

boyhood:

The Fall (2006).

(via moreanantiqueroman)

Today my boss bought me Jimmy John’s and let me leave at 2:30.  Best. Day.

I found a subreddit called Dragonsfuckingcars

I don’t know what expected.

(inb4 autoerotica jokes)

yamelcakes replied to your photo:I think I kicked ass at Anniversary gift this…

YOU HAVEFUCKING BETRAYAL OH MY GFDSLKADLK;JGDLK;DGAS

NOT UNTIL THE 15TH (anniversary is October 6th but no chances okay). It’s second edition but I was like hell, first paycheck splurgeee

I think I kicked ass at Anniversary gift this year—Aj and I plan to move in together soon, so I thought the board game was very much appropriate and am also totally open to playing it at a housewarming.

(I also write him a story each year, so that is why I have a blank book)

Of course ghosts are real, they hide inside your bones.

Wedding receptions are weird because it’s basically a huge party with friends and family to celebrate that you’re going to have sex with rings on in a few hours.

I’ve reached that angst point where I listen to showtunes and classical music.

These are dark times.